“I’m not gonna charge forestry for the logging I’ve done,” mused rally driver Sean Keating as he retraced the path of his crash.

Sean Keating and co-driver Caleb Ash had a rough time at the Quit Forest Rally in Australia this past weekend, as an, erm, “optimistic” pace saw them leave the road at high speed. Sean’s description of the crash is so fantastic that I don’t want to give anything away, except to say this is the first time I’ve ever heard the words “It almost got my dick” included when recounting an off.

In all seriousness it’s a testament to the quality of the roll cage (and the safety gear) that the duo escaped without serious injury. This is a prime example of why it’s important to make sure the car is built to be as safe as possible, not just safe enough to pass inspection.

It also shows why you might want to wear a cup. You know, just in case.