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Are you Richard Burns? Are you David Higgins?

If you answered no to both these questions, then I have some bad news. Nobody cares about your Impreza rally car.

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I get it, you want to be the a rally star. You looked at what was around and picked up a blob-shaped sedan (or wagon) with a center diff.

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Why not be different? Look at this thing:

This could have been you! You could have been the only Merkur, having a blast going sideways, instead of the 15th Impreza. You can hear them, right? “Oh just another WRX” then “oh shit wtf is that thing with the two wings?!?!?!”

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Deep down, do you need a Subaru? Does Pleadis speak to your soul? Get a BRZ

Suck and driving and can’t keep a RWD car on the road? Need the AWD traction to save you? You could be flying around in a bad ass DSM

But no, you’re going to stay in your GC GD mashup begging for used parts and sponsorship. Be different.